QUORA
EMAILS: MON TUE WED THU FR SAT SUN
BOOKS
POSTS
STORIES
. Couples Plus+: Download ALL MY Reads for COUPLES/MEN/WOMEN in PDF & EPUB
Do you need more sex ideas to diversify what you enact in your porn videos? Download all guides at tichaz.com
Going with the Flow; The woman who cried after being screwed!
I actually learnt Something from a One Night Stand In Jamaica!
The Day he played my Pussy like a guitar!
The sex which had A Little Bit of Everything
Had Sex With My Overweight Friend
I got fingered in a changing room
The day He walked in on me masturbating & I felt like a DISGUSTING PIG!
I had sex with a Breast Clueless Guy!
How did I get obsessed with sex?
The most painful sex I ever had!
The Hidden Benefits of “satisfying your woman in bed”
**************************
PLUS
Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
What do you call a family that grows Marijuana in their backyard? A Joint Family.
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? Because they're all in HIGH school
Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber
What did the stoner at the party say before the cops came? Let's blow this joint.
Why don't stoners get into arguments? Because they take the high road.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?
Who was the worlds first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adams banana stand
If a dove is the "bird of peace" then what's the bird of "true love"? The swallow.
What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.
If I had a donkey and you had a chicken and if my donkey ate your chicken what will we have? Three feet of you cock up my ass.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head while I give these two a lift!
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me!
What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dick is hanging out
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush.
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
A PENIS is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise it.
********
The geography of a woman.
Between 18 & 22 a woman is like Africa… Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 23 & 30 a woman is like America… Well developed & open to trade, especially for high financed investors.
Between 31 & 45 a woman is like India… Very hot, relaxed& convinced of her own beauty.
Between 46 & 55 a woman is like France… Gently ageing but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer things.
Between 56 & 60 she is like Yugoslavia… Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes & in need of massive reconstruction.
From 61 on, a woman is like Afghanistan… Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The geography of a man.
Between 15 and 80 a man is like Cuba… Ruled by a dick.
Enjoy BOOBS; Free Porn Pics & Sex Photos - Porno, XXX, Images
Enjoy BIG BUTTS - Free Porn Pics & Sex Photos - Porno, XXX, Images
one two three four five six seven
You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with. Sexually speaking, I am the master. The good news is that If you want to be like the “master” then you can join my inner circle where only the best and yet simple secrets are shared regularly.
This SEX GUIDE collection is a truly **certified Gold **
Be civil on the streets and a freak between the sheets.
sexbooks23.blogspot.com
Download All 26 Sex Guides For MEN in PDF & EPUB - goo.su/Q8XJwW
5 Adult Comics PDF Downloads (Vol 1)
50 Adult Comics; Download All in PDFs
Acquired taste; How to Eat Pussy & like it
Alpha Male Style; Assertively Sexually Satisfying Her in Bed
Bedroom-Boss; Get Her To Suck Your Dick
Crack Her Code; The Art and Craft of Sexually Driving Her Wild In Bed
Cunnilingus 101; An Illustrated Guide into Eating Pussy Like a Savage
Eating Her Out; The No-Fail Techniques For Sexually Satisfying Her
Thrusting Into her Pussy | Switching Penis Angle of Entry, Stroke, Rhythm & Positioning
Ultimate Sexual Stamina Program | The Blueprint to Mastering Male Ejaculation Control
Eating Pussy Guide; Oral Sex Positions for Pleasuring a Woman
Female Ejaculation; Unleash the Ultimate G-Spot Orgasm
Female Orgasm 101; Preparation, Building & Delivering it
Female Pleasure 50 Creative Naughty Sex Moves to Thrill Her
Fingering Her; Explicitly Illustrated Techniques to do it Right
Foreplay Done Right; Getting Her Horny & Bothered
Getting Her Kinky; Exploring Fantasies & Games to keep Her Sexually Invested Aroused & Interested
Perfect Pace; Secret Taoist Penis Thrusting Technique that Gives Women Orgasms
Powerful Male Multi-Orgasm Masturbation Techniques
Sexually Owning Her; From Seduction, Foreplay, Peak Arousal to Penetration Techniques
Size Doesn’t Matter – Get Her Off No Matter what!
Take Me Right Here; Making Your Woman Do Anything in Bed
The Male Virgin; An Illustrated Guide For First time Sex with a Woman
The Secret Key; Perfect Techniques to Arouse & Make Her Orgasm
The Ultimate Kiss; Eating Her Pussy Correctly
Vagina Massage; Complete Guide into Pleasuring Her with Your Hands
WOMEN
Tease Ride Please; Sexually Satisfying Him
Couples Guide to Erotic Massage
365 Sex Moves; Positions for Having Sex a New Way Everyday
The Art of Kissing - An Illustrated Step by Step Guide Into Kissing Techniques
Affectionate Sex Positions Over 100 Illustrated
Backdoor; An Illustrated Guide into Safe Anal Play
Quickie Sex; Doing it Right When You Literally Can't Wait
Plus Size Considered; Positions For Having Sex A New Way Everyday
The Naughty over 50 Dirty Jokes
Download All 10 Sex Guides For COUPLES in PDF & EPUB
Download All 26 Sex Guides For MEN in PDF & EPUB
Download All 7 Sex Guides For WOMEN in PDF & EPUB
Download ALL MY Sex Guides for COUPLES/MEN/WOMEN in PDF & EPUB at tichaz.com
Couples Plus+: Download EVERY Sex Guide for COUPLES/MEN/WOMEN in PDF & EPUB
WILD CARDS
How to Choose the Right Kind of Woman to Have a Wildly Sexual Relationship With
Delayed Ejaculation? Using the Trigger Method to Cum Quickly
Solo-gasms; Women’s Guide to Perfecting Masturbation
Morning Stretches; Types n Methods of Penis Stimulation, Alone & or With a Partner
How To Seduce Her With A Leg, Butt And Lower Back Massage
Smaller Penis? 5 Sex Positions You Didn’t Know You Needed [+3 Positions you Should NEVER do ]
The Horny Caterpillar Sex Move to WOW Her in the Bedroom
Women! How to Initiate Sex When You're Too Shy to Ask for It
6 Ways to Drive Your Woman Crazy with REAL Alpha Male Sex
6 Leg Shaking G-Spot Techniques That Will Make Her SQUIRT!
The Proven
Way to Give a Woman a Crazy G-Spot Orgasm
8 Cunnilingus
Moves That Will Blow Her Mind
Here is
a Position Always Make her Orgasm; Coital Alignment Technique (CAT)
A New Approach to Male Masturbation; Use the "Handed TangoTechnique"
For Him: Signs You’re NOT Hitting It Right
Is She Bored During Sex? 5 Things She Wants in Bed
These 12 Foreplay Ideas Will Please and Drive Her Wild in Bed — LONG READ
6 Proven Pussy Fingering Techniques That Will Drive Her Wild!
This is How to make a girl want you so bad that her pussy starts to drip
For Him: Signs You Laid The Pipe RIGHT!
12 Techniques For Clit Stimulation (Powerful Orgasm Guaranteed)
Want to Last long in Bed? Before seeking external help... answer a few questions.
6 Subtle Reasons Why Men Sexually Crave Big Women
Here are 6 Oral Sex Misconceptions Women Hate
The Vortex Pussy Eating Move That Will Have Her Begging You For More…
The Spoiling Session: raunchy sex Exercise For Couples
7 Things Women Love In Bed But Are Too Afraid To Ask For
Why do some girls refuse to give blowjobs?
The Build Up Before Giving HER ORAL SEX – 7 Steps To Teasing Her To Please Her
How To Make Him Last Longer In Bed – Super Secret Tips
Breast Sex: Tips For The Curious Beginner
WTF?? Your Semen Acts As An Anti-depressant to Your Woman???
Using Death Grip When Masturbating? Here is how to Overcome it.
MEN
Beginner Cuck; How to Get Your Woman to Cuckold You
- Delayed Ejaculation? Use the Trigger Method to Cum Quickly
What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.
What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.
What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.
What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!
What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys? We'd be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.
What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.
Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.
What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.
A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside
Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident... You don't just trip and fall into a vagina.
A "busy beaver" sounds like a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman
The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.
If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? The cop!
If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?
How do you rape a camel? One hump at a time.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!
What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!
Who does anal? Assholes.
My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.
If you were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that your addiction got out of hand?
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What’s a good way to masturbate??? Get somebody to do it for you
I’d make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
I would tell you a penis joke… But I don’t want to come across as cocky.
**************
Two nuns are painting an office at the rectory on a hot summer day. One says to the other, we should take off our habits so as to not get paint on them. So both nuns are painting the room in the nude when they hear a knock on the door. Flustered, one says, "Who is it?" followed by a man's voice saying, "Blind man." Figuring the man wouldn't see anything, they open the door. The man walks in and says, "Nice tits ladies. Now, where do you want me to install these blinds?"
His wife gave him a handjob the other day using Vaseline. He came three times trying to wash that shit off.
His girlfriend thought he'd be a pushover in bed, and wouldn't you know it, she had him pegged from the start.
The stork is the bird that brings the baby, but a swallow's the one to prevent it.
My mom told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, 'Can I have a new bike?' He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time, I could have dinner with my parents.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
A woman asked her friend, "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?" The friend replied, "I made a simple rule: Sex will begin at 7 pm sharp, whether he is there or not."
I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 19 brothers and sisters, and they didn’t know either.
What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle; he's a real dick!
When should condoms be used? Every conceivable occasion.
I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels pretty great!
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
What’s the difference between Covid and your legs? I don’t want Covid to spread.
***************************************
A woman got approached in a bar and this drunk dude kept trying to pick her up.
She turned to order another drink, dude whipped out his junk and actually tried the " bet you've never seen one like this before " line.
She laughed her ass off and just said " I am a lawyer, not a secretary, I prefer long legal papers. Not short handed memos"
LIST 4 - MALES TPI
POSTS
Premature Ejaculation,,,
A man was having a problem with premature ejaculation, so he went to the doctor.
The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife.
That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.
The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went.
The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."
The following add in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls
“Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Kiss me and I’m yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.”
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week-old Labrador retriever.
PLUS
This SEX GUIDE collection is a truly **certified Gold **
Effortlessly weaken your partner’s knees in bed, get the right resource here!
Download all my SEX GUIDES here #bookloading
Want more advanced training on making your partner just wanna be your little fuck doll…download the magic here!
Seriously when in bed these books show you how to fuck like you mean it!
Making your partner orgasm hard should be your number one priority & this is how to do it
Here is a detailed list of how to fuck like you own your partner.
***Certified platinum*** here is a must have SEX GUIDE collection!
These sex guides are all about tailoring your sex moves to your partner’s tastes.
You’re not leaving here until you have this *must have* sex guide collection.
After reading this collection just thinking about you should make your partner so dam horny!
This sex guide collection is a must have coz it teaches simple ideas that work. Example, during sex & when he is about to cum just say; Deeper! (then pull him deeper with your arms and legs) – guaranteed he will cum harder.
Trust me, the ideas in these sex guides are the only ones that can make your partner angry and horny at the same time.
If you use the right ways to perfectly put it down in bed you certainly will have your partner masturbating to the thought of you every night.
Be civil on the streets and a freak between the sheets.
******
LIST 3 -
- This SEX GUIDE collection is a truly **certified Gold **
Effortlessly weaken your partner’s knees in bed, get the right resource here!
Download all 47 SEX GUIDES here #bookloading
Want more advanced training on making your partner just wanna be your little fuck doll…download the magic here!
Seriously when in bed these books show you how to fuck like you mean it!
Making your partner orgasm hard should be your number one priority & this is how to do it
Here is a detailed list of how to fuck like you own your partner.
***Certified platinum*** here is a must have SEX GUIDE collection!
These sex guides are all about tailoring your sex moves to your partner’s tastes.
You’re not leaving here until you have this *must have* sex guide collection.
After reading this collection just thinking about you should make your partner so dam horny!
This sex guide collection is a must have coz it teaches simple ideas that work. Example, during sex & when he is about to cum just say; Deeper! (then pull him deeper with your arms and legs) – guaranteed he will cum harder.
Trust me, the ideas in these sex guides are the only ones that can make your partner angry and horny at the same time.
If you use the right ways to perfectly put it down in bed you certainly will have your partner masturbating to the thought of you every night.
Be civil on the streets and a freak between the sheets.
**********************
LIST 6 - MALES
I’m…so…dam…horny right now…I…wish…I…had…you…inside…me
That does it, Take me right here
Look at that thing, Give me every last drop
Seeing that dick I just feel like you should Punish me!
From now Your cock belongs to me
Oh my God, from now on my pussy is yours, whenever you want it.
I want to feel that cock twitch inside me.
Piston 101….no doubt that thing can do some damage
I just feel like it is just right for me to have that shlong all to myself. I want you right inside me!
That dick truly makes me horny and bothered!
My comment will be more like a wish I wish I can wake up with you every morning and have you inside me mmmmm it will be so good mmmmmm
Wish I could be close to you, could relieve yourpressure, and not waste a drop
Thanks for the heads up.
I took a few screenshots for myself. You have a lovely looking dick there.
******
I here attest to that confirmation, and second that motion. I also move to request it be recorded, and made officially official, that no human, not any of noble birth, nor the peasant , SHALT BE CLUMSY DURING COITUS. As of now and till the end of time. Let it be recorded into the annals of this book collection.
Let Aphrodite be thy witness!
Magic is the manipulation of energy. Any civilizations that advance beyond different points in the technological ability will eventually be considered a witch or wizard. Right now, a lot of people have the ability to move their fingers along a piece of glass and cause it to send electrical energy spirally through an inanimate object before triggering a display granting them information from all across the world. Which, ironically, means that we are all witches and wizards by the standards of our ancestors.
You're a witch or wizard
Ambitious-Effort404
Due-Ice7991 - tichaz.com
Appropriate_Side2429
Novel_Addition_8320
EmploySubstantial135 - licolico123minaghosh9064 - India@9064
Flickr.com
henakoley77@gmail.com - Abc123@!efgh - Henna
umdhakim25@gmail.com - Mhu@#194275#@ - Trish
s9310593@gmail.com - 123ABC123ABC - Denise
Monica - mozartmonica5@gmail.com - Reagan2016/
Precious - teachaz004@gmail.com - 365sexmoves
Li Moon - limoonteachaz@gmail.com - 366sexmoves
Thank you the your purchase
Surprise Edition!!! Thank you for the purchase
Powerful Male: Thank you for the purchase
Thrusting Into her Pussy | Thank you for the purchase
Getting Her Kinky; Thank you for the purchase
Fingering Her; Thank you for the purchase
Female Pleasure; Thank you for the purchase
Take Me Right Here; Thank you for the purchase
Cunnilingus 101; Thank you for the purchase
Vagina Massage; Thank you for the purchase
Ultimate Sexual Stamina Program | Thank you for the purchase
Female Ejaculation; Thank you for the purchase
Female Orgasm 101; Thank you for the purchase
Eating Pussy Guide; Thank you for the purchase
Foreplay Done Right; Thank you for the purchase
Crack Her Code; Thank you for the purchase
Size Doesn’t Matter – Thank you for the purchase
Perfect Pace; Thank you for the purchase
Eating Her Out; Thank you for the purchase
Alpha Male Style; Thank you for the purchase
Sexually Owning Her; Thank you for the purchase
My First Orgasm; Thank you for the purchase!
Jokes aside here is today's must read sex guide Female Orgasm 101; Preparation, Building & Delivering it
ndwily16@gmail.com - 2010ritah tafara1983