The interview

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" 

Man: "Yes!" 

Reporter: "Name?" 

Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." 

Reporter: "Sex?" 

Man: "Three to five times a week." 

Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" 

Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." 

Reporter: "Holy cow!" 

Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." 

Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" 

Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." 

Reporter: "Oh dear!" 

Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

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