Teachaz

 A Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not." Jokes aside here are today's  must read sex guides Couples Plus+: Download ALL Reads for COUPLES/MEN/WOMEN in PDF & EPUB The books in this collection are  listed in the following order A)  10  READS FOR COUPLES B)   7 READS for WOMEN C)  25 READS for MEN READING OPTIONS OPTION 1 Download all 42 books in both PDF & EPUB...

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"  Man: "Yes!"  Reporter: "Name?"  Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."  Reporter: "Sex?"  Man: "Three to five times a week."  Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"  Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."  Reporter: "Holy cow!"  Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."  Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"  Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."  Reporter: "Oh dear!"  Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch." Jokes aside here are today's  must read sex guides Couples Plus+: Download ALL Reads for COUPLES/MEN/WOMEN in PDF & EPUB The books in this collection are  listed in the following order A)  10  READS FOR COUPLES B)   7 READS for WOMEN C)  25 READS for MEN READING OPTIONS OPTION 1 Download all 42 books in both PDF & EPUB here . Click  return to merchant  to be redirec...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how,...

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter.  The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks.  “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” Jokes aside here are today's  must read sex guides Couples Plus+: Download ALL Reads for COUPLES/MEN/WOMEN in ...

A businessman was about to go on a long business trip, and was worried that his wife would cheat on him while he was gone. So to prevent this, he visited the local sex shop in order to buy his wife a vibrator to keep her occupied in his absence. After examining the products, he hadn't found an appropriately amazing vibrator and asked the store clerk for help. The store clerk recommended the "Voodoo Dick." "How does it work?" asked the businessman. The clerk unwrapped the Voodoo Dick from its ceremonial box and said to it, " Voodoo Dick that door." The vibrator flew out of the box and attacked the door with such vigor that the door split in half. "Fantastic," said the man. "I'll take it!" He instructed his wife on how to use the Voodoo Dick and left on his business trip. Soon, his wife decided to try it out and said the magic words: " Voodoo Dick my pussy." The Voodoo Dick flew out of the box and gave her orgasm after o...

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…” Jokes aside here are today's  must read sex guides Couples Plus+: Download ALL Reads for COUPLES/MEN/WOMEN in PDF & EPUB The books in this collection are  listed in the following order A)  10  READS FOR COUPLES B)   7 READS for WOMEN C)  25 READS for MEN READING OPTIONS OPTION 1 Download all 42 books in both PDF & EPUB here . Click  return to merchant  to be redirected  to the download page CHECKOUT THE ENTIRE L...

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back." A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?" Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and sa...

One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt. He said to her, "If you firmed up your butt we could get rid of your girdle." The wife was angry but said nothing. The next morning her husband pinched her breast and said, "If you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra." The wife grabbed her husband's penis and replied, "and if you firmed this up we could get rid of the mailman, the gardener, the pool man, and your brother!" Jokes aside here are today's  must read sex guides Couples Plus+: Download ALL Reads for COUPLES/MEN/WOMEN in PDF & EPUB The books in this collection are  listed in the following order A)  10  READS FOR COUPLES B)   7 READS for WOMEN C)  25 READS for MEN READING OPTIONS OPTION 1 Download all 42 books in both PDF & EPUB here . Click  return to merchant  to be redirected  to the download page CHECKOUT THE ENTIRE LIST OF BOOKS INCLUDED HE...

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?" "Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied. "What happened?" inquired the pastor. "My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "That's okay," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the grocery store anymore either." Jokes aside here are today's  must read sex guides Couples Plus+: Downloa...

Four men are captured by a tribe in the middle of Africa. The tribe leader gives them the choice of either death, or they can try their luck at "African Roulette." The men, as one of the choices seemingly had a chance to stay alive, hastily all chose the second option. The tribe leader lined up 6 extremely gorgeous women in front of the men, and said "You must choose one of these beautiful women to preform oral sex on you." The men saw nothing wrong with this and were ecstatic at their luck, yet confused about the "roulette" part. As they chose their women and were getting ready, the tribe leader spoke up and said, "One of them is a cannibal." Jokes aside here are today's  must read sex guides Couples Plus+: Download ALL Reads for COUPLES/MEN/WOMEN in PDF & EPUB The books in this collection are  listed in the following order A)  10  READS FOR COUPLES B)   7 READS for WOMEN C)  25 READS for MEN READING OPTIONS OPTION 1 Download all 42 book...